swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
by m1911a1 August 06, 2009
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sperm swamp

A chick that takes way too much cum
Will: "Hey Tom did you hear about that sperm swamp, you know a lady that takes more than a cum dumpster."
by SpermSwamp November 28, 2014
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Swamp Noose

Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?

Floyd: Yea?

Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!
by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010
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swamp love

When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face
Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess
by proj3ctbm February 19, 2016
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Swamp Monkey

She has some bad swamp monkey
by NightOwl_74 March 01, 2021
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kid swamp

I wish I was ill like Kid swamp. He IS the ill Kid swamp
by the ill kid swamp March 06, 2009
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Swamp Cooler

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.
Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!
by SugarShaker September 08, 2017
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