by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

(v) Used to refer to someone doing something well, similar to words like "ate" or "slayed." It comes from the idea of standing up to receive applause, or standing ovation.
by Marie Aseem January 10, 2025

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016

This is a alternate name for a very simple sexual action where the male picks the girl up upside-down and eats her vagina out as she sucks his penis. This is known as standing 69 because the two humans make a similar stance as a 6 and 9. There is a famous rapper known as Tekashi 6ix9ine so you replace the 69 with Tekashi.
by Rooster Young August 30, 2018
