Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?
Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!
Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!
by Reed Garrison February 02, 2008
A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
by Tot February 08, 2008
the action of a teacher committing an unspeakable atrocious (sex) to students, usually in the form of orgy.
by Severus Zeng October 14, 2020
A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he's ever seen. They say there are refernces to Christ in it.
by Fox of the field January 12, 2007
look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.
by Mr. gull May 03, 2004
Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
by Andi March 07, 2005
monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"
sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!
when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.
when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.
by cantseamonkey May 02, 2004