by Julian Benson August 13, 2009
by Cakeslob, cracker January 13, 2005
The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.
I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed
by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008
the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.
Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
by ashley February 01, 2004
The ring that you "find" or steal from someone and you feel guilty. thinking it was their grandmas ring.
Sara: Look at my ring Tom: nice where'd you get it? Sara: I found it! but i think it was grandmas ring:(
by adfsd fdsaf January 03, 2012
A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.
"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
by Monkey08 March 12, 2008