lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018
When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 05, 2020
Oral sex with deep throat. A womans answer to the mustache ride. Like a neck rub but for the inside.
by Duckie45895 April 22, 2016
Lewd:The day where someone can run your crotch or ass and you can't do anything in response unless the response is to rub back
Sfw:the day where your tail or ears can be rubbed and you can't deny it
Sfw:the day where your tail or ears can be rubbed and you can't deny it
by Hehenonono July 21, 2021
When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016
When you read that small dicks are back in fashion and get excited about rubbing a small one in the team shower
Paul was glad he could finally shower with all the other players and was looking forward to Rob rubbing trend
by Mountie69 October 11, 2021
by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017