involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.
All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
“MEGAKNIGHT!”
Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.
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Get the Knighting mug.Mega Knight is a Legendary card in the game Clash Royale. It has area damage upon placing, and when charging, which consists of jumping.
This card is overwhelming, and easily one of the strongest cards in the game, thus why the majority of the players refer to people who use them as "gay", which is just a way of saying that this card is indeed quite overwhelming and hard to defend against.
This card is overwhelming, and easily one of the strongest cards in the game, thus why the majority of the players refer to people who use them as "gay", which is just a way of saying that this card is indeed quite overwhelming and hard to defend against.
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"Discover a vast, haunted kingdom in Hollow Knight: Silksong! Explore, fight and survive as you ascend to the peak of a land ruled by silk and song."
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