Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

Donkey skin

The extra skin on a uncircumcised penis

I ask Earl what the extra skin over the head of his penis was, he said that's just my donkey skin.

by Stool hand Luke April 22, 2016

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?

Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.

by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018

Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.

Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.

by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016

swamp donkey

Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.

The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.

by Nuclear Moose November 19, 2006