Devil's Handjob

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.
Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!
by CamGuy41 July 28, 2019
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Devil’s One

Noun: a seemingly evil person/sentient being
My daughter seems to be a devil’s one.
by Wandering Uterus November 29, 2019
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devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.
Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.
by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 05, 2016
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Devil's Threesome

A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.
As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."

It's Bro Code.
by DrunkAllNight January 10, 2011
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Devil's Kiss

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.
by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 13, 2018
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Devil's Umbrella

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
by reubentheboobinjewbin December 07, 2010
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devil-worship

son: is using animals in medical research considered devil-worship, according to the Unforgiveables?

father: to the Unforgivables no. They don't care because they are there to protect business and private property; medical research facilities are owned and operated by pharmaceutical companies. If you want to know more, take a medical ethics courses at McGill University
by Sexydimma June 03, 2015
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