I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

cop

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by anonymous February 27, 2022

copping mad

When u get mad nudes

Person 1: Wanna hang tonight?
Person 2: only if We’re copping mad

by Copping mad May 3, 2018

Cop Rocked

When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.

"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."

by FlyOnPaperWings May 25, 2008

zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife

I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.

by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024

Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi

Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop

by Bobakalacka April 15, 2021

cop brat

A bratwurst you keep on the side of the grill in case the police show up to your party.

Damn it, Jonesy are the cop brat! If we get busted we are toast!

by Pubernetes June 7, 2023