bread truck

the evolution of muffin top. adj. when a muffin top just doesnt describe the girth.

look at the muffin top on that one.

thats no muffin top, thats a bread truck.

by choleric inc June 18, 2011

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

break bread

To eat; the act of eating.

Be respectful, we have to pray beore we brek bread

by T.I March 4, 2005

Toast-Bread

1. Another term used for garlic bread

2. Bread that's being/been/going to be toasted.

"Cathy, I want some toast-bread."

"Why is it Toast-Bread?"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Shizza Bread

Another gangster form of the word shit.

Shiza Bread! The cops! Run!

by Jamal Andersoto December 13, 2003

break bread

To eat; the act of eating

Be respectful; we have to pray before we break bread.

by T.I March 4, 2005

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003