Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020

two-a-days

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.

after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.

by adam,james,drayton December 13, 2008

two bagger

A girl so skanky, that if you even considered having sex with her, you would "double up" or use two condoms.

Stephanie's body looks good despite the fact she's a crack whore . She's definitely a double bagger!

by Nhale420 May 16, 2005

two step

a dance that was origionally created by 50 cent, the greatest rapper in the history of rapping. it's a hardcore dance done to music thats hard to dance to. it takes a lot of skill to do. only 50 cent can really rock it.

50 cent: yo im da greatest rapper eva...i created da two step!
me: omg 50. you're amazing!

by Hinster d. Gangster September 30, 2007

Two Step

Breakdance move

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003

two-bagger

A woman who is *so* ugly, you'd put two bags over her head when having sex, in case one ripped or fell off.

See bagger.

Man, she's a *real* two-bagger...

by bertie wooster January 6, 2006

ten to two

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

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