ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.

Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!

by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022

Ur niece obese

The worst insult in human history and beyond. It makes; ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and even ur grandpap a trap look like churches.

1: Ur mum gay
2; Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur niece obese
*Explosions* The earth is destroyed and poor number 2 is suffering beyond comprehension

by Sorksun May 10, 2018

ur mom gae

"ur mom gae" is a (completely undeniable) accusation stating that your mother is homosexual (she is).

"ur mom gae"

"oh."

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022

Ur Grandpap fap

This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.

Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol

Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you

Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap

The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole

by The Flea Master 69 May 13, 2018

ur doggo homo

This is THE most devastating insult to anyone’s doggo. You automatically win any argument with this comeback.

Jake: Hey Ryan you suck.
Ryan: ok but ur doggo homo
Jake: This has immensely hurt me and I am no longer your friend.

by Kpopfanlol March 26, 2018

ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow

Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*

by gay6969lol March 14, 2018

Watch ur drip

Watch ur drip means watch what you're putting out there through your clothes, money, or bling. It means watch yourself in other words. If someone tells you to watch your drip it means you were prolly wearing like louis vuitton with gucci, or it can be used sarcastically when you are wearing sweats and someone says to you "watch ur drip". It kinda like them saying "owwww look at what u wearing". Yes the person writing this definition made this phrase up but its a good one so. Or if someone is being rude or bragging some one could put you back in your place by saying "watch ur drip". Honestly this phrase is a revolutionary phrase, and should be used by everyone NO CAP.

Dang you got that gucci on, you better "watch ur drip".

by SJKWATCHURDRIP101 March 8, 2019