Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.

David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint

by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.

Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

Tainted

1. Generally any trophy won by rangers between 2001 and 2010.
2. At least 3 points won in 2020 by sevco.

See that lot got tainted points again.

by badger69 October 17, 2020

Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.

That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.

by My non gender defining eudonym March 3, 2021

Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025