by Uncanny April 23, 2022
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm April 27, 2016
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 04, 2018
Girl: I wish I had a sex table
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!
Guy: I have one. Wanna use it just me and u?
Girl: Of course I would!
by Anonymous-23 May 13, 2019
The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.
by eerie5 September 29, 2023
by Dancergirl021606 March 20, 2018
some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 20, 2008