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Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.
"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009
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Mouth stroke

A moment in time where someone has mispronounced a word more than 3-4 times.
Person 1 " Yeah I was there yestredy-yesraday-yestercay-YESTERDAY FUCK! had a mouth stroke for a second
by TaVe-Ronin November 2, 2020
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Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”
On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.
by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019
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Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."
by Lanikai July 18, 2009
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brown racing stripes

Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack
That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.
by Clay Monette October 6, 2003
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Canadian Red Stripe

when you fuck a girl who is having / just had her period, pull out, and cock smack her with your period bloody cock (aka mushroom stamp) leaving a bloody stripe on her face.
oh man, my girlfriend was on the rag so i had to Canadian red stripe her
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Stricken

a completely wicked song, by the band Disturbed. Off of their 3rd CD, "Ten Thousand Fists". The album is highly anticipated and is to be released September, 2005.
"hey man, have you heard disturbed's new song, stricken?, it KICKS ASS"
by Scotty Rushton September 8, 2005
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