Splunkerdick

When u have a small dick but don't wanna admit it

Dont lie, you have a Splunkerdick

by bbgurl6007 May 28, 2019

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Splunking

v. to explore an old place, especially for antiques.

-a bargain hunt for slightly used goods in an old house or abandoned warehouse building.

We're splunking this estate sale for Depression glassware and vintage bags.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

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splunkerdoodle

an alternative way to say slay

that was such a splunkerdoodle moment

by splunkerdoodle June 1, 2022

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Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024

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This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

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