Skip to main content

spam

Spam stands for...

S stuff
P posing
A as
M meat
hey dude did you know spam is like suff posing as meat?
by Caleb Strong May 24, 2005
mugGet the spam mug.

Spambo

A male with a large head, giant bollocks and eats sausage sandwiches on a Friday.
"what's Spambo doing?", "He's just eating his sausage sandwich then he'll be doing the dogs"
by Shirelybitch April 30, 2020
mugGet the Spambo mug.
Related Words

Spam filter

Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.

1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.

2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.

3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.

Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.

Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.

I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?

System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
mugGet the Spam filter mug.

spamniel

A noun used to describe a korean-american citizen.
The new kid in our school is a spamniel!
by Spamniel January 11, 2024
mugGet the spamniel mug.

spamass

The act of using spam during intercourse.
I went to the store, and then got some spam ass with maggie last night!
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
mugGet the spamass mug.

spamazing

Spamazing:

A word I made up to sound cool.
OMG, that's so frigging spamazing!
by MAcheTT3 October 26, 2004
mugGet the spamazing mug.

SPAM

1.what I see whenever I use email. OH GOD now I'm soooooooo fat and stupid I can't fucking
walk.

2.what U R.

3.Yo momma cooch smell.
Oh Gawdddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!! SPAM meh! SPAM! YAH!YAH!MUCHO LOVE!!!
by UdaFaggette May 24, 2008
mugGet the SPAM mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email