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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
mugGet the Spam Shaftmug.

spam satchel

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel
by trisbonky February 20, 2021
mugGet the spam satchelmug.

sPam

sPam
sPam
by peoplearecrazy May 21, 2022
mugGet the sPammug.

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019
mugGet the Spam Slammmug.

The Spam Ripper

Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
mugGet the The Spam Rippermug.

spam molding

Tiktok anti filter code for hand holding to not get your post/comment removed
im an incel that has never even been spam molding with a foid
by i rizzed my pants March 25, 2025
mugGet the spam moldingmug.

spam snake

A Snake that annoys people on RP chats and then they attack it..... then the Snake multiplies and starts spamming across multiple chats spreading cancer and other people start using it resulting in chat-wide bans.
Person1: Wow that Guy is RPing as a Snake.... i hate it! time attack it! *attacks*
Snake: *regens and duplicates causing spam across multiple chats*
Person1: oh oh i just released a spam snake
Snake: *farts*
by Subject031 May 27, 2017
mugGet the spam snakemug.

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