Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
A Scottsdale Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
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Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings.
Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden.
Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager.
Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread.
Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though!
Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people.
Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party!
There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from.
Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go.
The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger.
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Scottish men wear the traditional kilt at celebrations like weddings.
Scottish people vary from sponging scum that don't work, to people that are from hard working class backgrounds, and then there's the posh people from places like Bearsden.
Famous Scottish beverages are, Irn Bru which is a soft drink, Whisky - famous the world over, then there's Tennents Lager.
Famous Scottish treats are tablet & shortbread.
Haggis is something people only usually eat once a year on Burns night. (I am 34, Scottish and never ate haggis and don't plan too thank you. I have never eaten a fried mars bar and don't know any Scottish person that has.) I know some numpty English people that have ate fried mars bars though!
Also it is widely known that Scottish people don't like English people.
Most Scottish people love a laugh, have a great sense of humour and know how to throw a great party!
There are many different Scottish accents depending on what area you are from.
Scottish people would love to be an independent country separate from England, but the English want to keep a hold of Scotland do bleed the country dry of all money and resources as they know the have a little goldmine in their hands and will never let go.
The most common hair colour of Scottish people is actually brunette, then blonde, then very few are red heads/ginger.
Also Scottish people are great inventors, think about certain products used over the world and you will usually find that a Scottish person invented it.
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