Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

Skeevy

Extra emphasis on the e's
To be slick, to try to finesse

Ex.1 "What a skeevy lil rat! He almost thought he could get away with it.
Ex.2 "skeeeeeeevy"

by YTF April 24, 2017

Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017

sleezy

sleezy: very dirty and erotic loves ; to do anything that stimulates the vagina when comes to sexual acts or intercourse

yo thats sleezy bro !

by #people#puke#kangaroos May 9, 2017

Sleepy blowie

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.

Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.

by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018