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Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
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English Speaker Mentality

A kind mentality that monolingual English speaker has when learning a new language.
For example:
mispronouncing the vowels.
apply the nonsensical spell of English to a language with logical spelling and trying to read it.

never prounce the R in other language properly.
thinking that all the people in the world know English so learn the minimum of the set language.
I can't belive he just pronounce "karaoke" like "keriyoki", I bet he have an English Speaker Mentality.
by FAI1025 May 12, 2023
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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tweaker speaker

Any Bluetooth speaker worn by a tweaker ! When spotted in the wild This speaker can be found attached to a portable charger for many days and nights at a time
Tweaker #1 : “Hey bro that’s a nice speaker”

Tweaker #2 : “ yea boiii , it’s my new tweaker speaker! Can you plug that portable charger in for me “
by Chris15447@gmail.com June 29, 2023
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Perma Speak

Instead of saying that someone is using an open mic, you can say that they Perma Speak.
Is player 1 talking the whole game? - Yeah, they're on Perma Speak ( Thanks Dubsman)
by ayehatechu August 15, 2024
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Attention speaker

The person that delivers a presentation and it's all about them rather than the subject expected. They talk about themselves, their background, what they have done, what they do, or their successes. They miss the point and don't leave anyone with anything useful. Instead they are needy and seeking attention, affirmation, or positive feedback.
They just spoke about themselves, and nothing else on topic, they were such an attention speaker!
by Jamesy Wamsey September 6, 2023
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