turkey shooting

when a girl gives you head and then you tell her you are taking her turkey shooting

Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...

Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......

by dave.c October 4, 2008

Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

Shooting From The Hip

This is when a man is urinates while not using his hands to hold his penis. By doing this he decreases his accuracy which may lead to some 'Ricochet' (hitting the outer rim of the toilet bowl) possibly causing 'Freindly Fire' (accidently urinating on yourself, usually leg).

The origin of the phrase is a recent one. The phrase 'Shooting from the Hip' is a double entendre, as it also means to fire a weapon low down, or alongside the hip, causing a decrease in accuracy, hence the reason for its other context.

This act is popular among men as it gives a sense of freeness and results in a much more relaxing urination.

Warning: Shooting from the hip is only never to be perfomed while drunk, as this may cause embarassing 'Friendly Fire'.

I love to rest my hands on my head while Shooting from the Hip.

by Conor987 July 12, 2011

OSX-shopping

When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC you (most likely) are window-shopping.

Are you going to buy anything?

No I'm just OSX-shopping.

by MoFo2 April 2, 2007

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.

"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

shooting star

While smoking a bowl, if some hot ashes happen to fall through the hole, and you inhale them into your mouth therefore burning your toungue

Fuck dude! The bowl's completely cashed, i just had a shooting star burn the shit out of my toungue!

by cbad1317 October 30, 2007