"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.
Omaha, Nebraska!"
Omaha, Nebraska!"
by Overlord0 March 22, 2024
After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.
I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town
by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025
The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 21, 2022
Guy on street: "ya they locked me up for two weeks and took my car..." guy with only 30$: "ohh thats shitty..." Guy on street : "ya I just need 100 $ to get my car back. *cough*" guy with only 30$: "oh that's shitty
by Megadeth5793 May 15, 2016
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
by Fiendish English August 26, 2022
by Geordie November 13, 2015
by justphuckoff October 23, 2019