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spite shit

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011
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Shit Whip

Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
by FreakyPickle April 21, 2013
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sucker shit

Someone who commits cowardly actions to save his own self.
I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.
by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017
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urbandictionary dat shit!

When you don't know what a slang means, and therefore must urbandictionary it.
whore: and then he donkey punched me!

*confusion*

thinks to self: I better urbandictionary dat shit!
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Run my shit

to do what needs to be done or to take care of business.
Person one: "What are you gunna do today?"
Person two: "I gotta run my shit, bitch."
by Dmoneykingca-ching May 27, 2010
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Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008
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shit end of the stick

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation
Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.
by Krautings October 13, 2008
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