sex

What your parents did and later regretted to create you.

Your Mom: Damn, I wish I practiced abstinence.
Your Dad: Damn, I wish I used a condom.

Imagine your mom and dad having freaky sex as old people.

by Tony Huynh April 14, 2008

Sex

1 - determines if you are a boy or girl human (Also known as Gender)

2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender

Freddy Joe: What sex is you're new child?

Franky Bob: What?

Freddy Joe: It's gender

Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.

Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?

Franky Bob: Last Tuesday

Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching

by FrancisGurl January 18, 2013

sex

pasta.
good pasta.

that was the best sex ever.

by englishland January 18, 2009

Sex

something i could never stop thinking about

I really wanna have SEX some of the girls in my school...

by The Chariot November 6, 2007

sex

the greatest thing on the planet.

has many different branches to it including:
sex
anal sex
oral sex
hot sex
orgasmic sex

you can define it yourself

(blank)sex

I had some (blank) sex last night.

by Greg Papoose April 4, 2007

sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

Sex

Darren Criss

Fangirl 1 - "Did you see the new DCriss picture?"
Fangirl 2 - "efhwerusexoghruguewrbgwbr"

*sex riot*

by causeyouwalk--pretty May 7, 2011