School

a place where you get tortured way worse than concentration camp and alcatraz where they have nazi german officers as your teacher and they give you homework which gives you instant amnesia and you fucking fail, and drop out. but in college its like heaven but you have to pay 50,000$ to be teached by an angel

kid: wakes up
mom: cmon timmy its time to go to concentration camp aka school
kid: goddamn it

by Sambruh9 March 14, 2020

school

A child Labor camp

My mom sent me to school without pay

by Mistatrig January 7, 2016

school

a place where they give you just enough work to make you lose your social life but JUST not enough work to have depression eating away your soul. And when you’re at the point of going insane, they give you vacation so the whole process can start all over again a week later.

mom: whats wrong timmy?
kid: school
mom: ooh don't worry vacation starts in just a month
kid: kill me

by this is an original name June 25, 2016

School

A prison for kids that lasts for 7 or 8 hours.

John: Hey what's school? Lia: A prison for kids

by Unicorn janet rainbow April 19, 2020

School

Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
S. C. H. O. O. L.

Friend: what does school stand for? Seven cruel hours of our lives

by Hey how are ya May 17, 2019

School

The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.

Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!

--One hour later--

Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!

--The next morning--

Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018

School

Your in school right now, aren't you? Trying to find something fun to read while your boring geography teacher talks in back ground...

I don't blame you, school is kinda' boring man, but if you finish your work you can easily look and as many memes as you want.

Example because I cant leave this part blank School

by ioadybrngupokbeodgtu March 14, 2022