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off the richter scale

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Used by only the awesomest of people. Used to describe something amazing or not even explainably unbeleivable.
"dude, we went boardin' today and I landed a jump that was totally insane off the richter scale."

"shveet!"
by ~zamalzia! January 7, 2009
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guav scale

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A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.
Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale
by Completely Schmittfaced April 30, 2019
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A scale used by males all over the world to describe how hot a girl is. Usually looked down upon by females, but we do it anyway because it's fun.
Guy: Dude do you see that girl? How would you rate her on a 1-10 scale of female attractiveness?
Guy 2: Her? She's a 10 for sure
by Mr.West September 9, 2016
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A system for rating women. 1 being the equivalent of Sloth from the goonies and 10 being a mythical/divine being. It can be biased based on the judge.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale: Did you that 3?? I'm surprised they let the poor girl leave the house.

John: Dude a couple of 9's are in my college class.

Jeff: Those are just strong 7's you dumb ass. Only movie actresses can be 9's.
by Thatflyguy55 September 12, 2016
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ungodly hottness scale

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the SSS rating that rates a guy's hottness on a scale of 1-10 {1 being ur grandma's ass in a bikini and 10 being, well, #10} this falls on pages 41-42 in the BBC u can only see it if we deem you worthy and you are NOT if your name is ADAM B, Brian & chris (s maid's brothers) uncle floyd and mom
"OMG hes UNGODLY HOTT"

GG: god adam, ur such a ONE
Bug: oooo BURN! yea fuck off and get a life
by Cookie October 17, 2004
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1. Domineering asshole who's nothing but a hairy blob of fat that deserves to be castrated.
2. A pathetic douchebag who lost his virginity to his dad since he can't get any woman including his mom to even piss on his face (single for the rest of his damn life).
3. PIMP that loves women to shit on him (including the poor souls he sold into prostitution).
4. Creep that keeps on stalking women no matter how many times he's punched in the face.
5. Just a plain unattractive jobless deadbeat who lost his gf to a more successful man.
6. Not bad looking even though people would give stares if you were seen with him since you could do much better
7. Okay for one night stands (nothing but a walking dildo)
8. Hot af and already has a gf
9. Women just can't stop staring at him

10. God's greatest present to womankind and a great accessory to take with you when you go out whether it's to the mall or show him off to your girlfriends. Not only good looking but also has three good filled pockets. ;)
Girl 1: Damnnn, what a hottie .
Girl 2: Nah, I wouldn't fuck that. On the 1-10 male attractiveness scale, he looks more like a 6-7. I would date him if he ate me out day and night though, let me ride his face, and give me all his money.
by dv$RqRq November 13, 2016
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Shalesse

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Is a great and amazing person. SHE DOES NOT LIKE WILL. Her sarcasm is not always appreciated. Oh well
Shalesse is mad annoying
by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019
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