Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017

Satan

Biggest Loser In The Whole World/Universe

Satan Hates us with no loving kindness. He tempts, tried to decieve us so we dont make it to heaven

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

“Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?”
“Of course I did! It was so much fun!”

by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024

satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.

For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"

by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014

Satanic Shitual

Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!

"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”

by Meg A Tron August 10, 2022

Satan

do I really need to explain this one to you? Satan is my muthafucking daddy. his dick is big and its redder than your moms pussy after being penetrated.

"oh Satan" YESSS MORE SATAN MORE

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018