Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

by spartacock January 23, 2011

too much sand in the hourglass

(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...

Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.

Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....

Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...

by Elliebear June 3, 2008

Sand out of your clit

Whining for just about anything
Being dissatisfied
Overly sensitive
Fussy

Stop being a little bitch and get that sand out of your clit

by Hader July 23, 2015

San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente

Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !

by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019

Tennis Center Sand Point

a bunch of crackheads trying to teach kids and adults tennis. and one thomas palsell who will become a professional tennis player. and another coach kyle who lives in coffee and flexes flexes his mercedes.

omg she works at tennis center sand point. she is on some kind of crack.

by 420oncrack October 26, 2019

i dont like sand

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WALK ON THE BEACH AND SCREAM AT HER AND SAY'' I DONT LIKE SAND'' ANAKIN WAIFU HATES SAND SO NEVER GO TO HIS GRAVE AND PUT SAND OR HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TURN INTO GOKU AND YELL '' I DONT LIKE SAND FAGGOT!''

Padame: anakin wanna fuck on the beach? Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND

by uncledane January 15, 2021

saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017