When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.
by Lazer Hipnatico February 09, 2007
Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.
by spartacock January 23, 2011
(adj) Descriptive term used by a woman with an hourglass figure ie: large boobs, small waist & large hips who is unhappy with the largeness of the boobs and hips in proportion to the waist. Gives the idea the person would be happier with a smaller hourglass, one with less sand in it perhaps...
Sam: You have such a lovely hourglass figure, Ellie.
Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....
Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...
Ellie: There's too much sand in the hourglass....
Or; If only there wasn't so much sand in my hourglass...
by Elliebear June 03, 2008
a bunch of crackheads trying to teach kids and adults tennis. and one thomas palsell who will become a professional tennis player. and another coach kyle who lives in coffee and flexes flexes his mercedes.
by 420oncrack October 26, 2019
by Hader July 08, 2015
It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 14, 2019
by simpdapimp01 January 04, 2017