animal rights

Formerly believed to be an idea in which animals should be equal to people, it is now widely recognized to be a belief where animals should receive higher consideration than humans.

Animal Rights means that humans are forbidden to hunt and/or eat animals, and are forbidden to use animals for ANY reason....
while animals are allowed to hunt and kill, as well as exploit other animals (ants exploiting aphids for their honeydew, for example).

Under this rule, animals are also allowed to kill a human for ANY reason (including, but not limited to: predator instinct, invasion of property, protection of young, etc.) while no human is allowed to kill an animal for any reason, not even to rescue his children from a bear attack.

When it comes to Animal Rights, George Orwell said it best in Animal Farm:
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others."

The animal rights girl was against animal testing, so she killed a scientist. Meanwhile, she also let a serial killer run free, because he only killed humans...none of his targets were animals. Plus, he was a vegan!

by Brick Wall March 22, 2005

right as the mail

to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.

Billy: Are you sure about that?

John: I'm right as the mail.

by Twan Diggity June 27, 2006

animal rights activist

A person, who ignores malnutrition on the rest of the planet, and tries to force his/her own view on others. Often seen protesting medical advances, clothes or food that involved animals in the process. Would rather "convert" people to his/her own beliefs than accomplish something productive in life. Often resort to drastic action for attention, because their "cause" is not important enough for normal people.

An animal rights activist may be from the groups of

People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals

or

Animal Liberation Front

by ANILAM December 15, 2012

right-winger

Often, an American that is pro-business while being anti-worker - yet pro-family. Tends to portray great religiosity but only when threatened or bombed. Claims to believe in the sanctity of Life, but will bomb the fuck out of anything that moves. Also has a tendency to misinterpret any written document - especially the Bible. Believes that oil supplies will last forever.

Any current member of the Bush administration - except Condoleeza Rice. see (closeted) lesbian.

by Lord Heavyhandz July 19, 2005

religious right

foul, fascist heretics of the worst kind. believe that orthodox and catholics are not christian and should be treated like nonbeleivers. they sway the polls in underhanded ways to elect people like bush, and are quite the hypocrits. vote pro death penalty, but are considered pro LIFE, for example. also extreme homophobic republicans.

you know, those who consistently accuse and defame others of homosexuality are themselves, likely homosexual. this theory was proven when during the coldwar, the most paranoid, jaded, anti communist american officials were often exposed as KGB infiltrators.so really, whos the actual gay ones in this country?

by we dont worship mary, we worship christ November 30, 2004

Women's Rights

The basic concept that, because men and women are all humans, we deserve to be equal.
It is NOT the idea that women are better than men.

Asshole: Fucking feminazis think they're so much better than men.

Every women's rights activist ever: NOOOO!!! WE'RE EQUAL!! IS IT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?!!??!

by a femnist September 8, 2013

Right at Night

The incorrect action of passing a cannibus infused blunt, joint, bowl, volcano bag etc. to the right because of the time of day

Person to right of greens: Hey man pass that shit this way man 'right at night'
Person on greens: That bullshit dont fly here

by Gentleman_420_Stoner March 6, 2009