The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
Get the Completely Canadian Racemug. A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
by thatogpranksta April 6, 2015
Get the pennsylvania drag racemug. by BigBusch November 20, 2020
Get the Case Racemug. by Justin February 20, 2004
Get the Day at the Racesmug. A blatent yet poorer copy of 'streetrace' that will alway loom and cower under the growing shadow of the word 'Streetrace'
street-race sucks
by chink January 20, 2004
Get the Street-racemug. by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019
Get the Vatican Horse Racemug. The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.
The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
by Novatweeter December 21, 2020
Get the critical race theorymug.