braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes

oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!

by bradders909 July 25, 2009

Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.

After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.

by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010

Piddle Mermaid

A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."

1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."

2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.

by ED1071 April 15, 2008

paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006

PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE

A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.

"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

piddle poop

the stupidest blind old tramp who's allways over ready to moon the poor unsuspecting public

what an old piddle poop you look today bro!

by mister cleverman October 6, 2004

poddler

noun. A pre-teen podestrian, preferably pre-school.

My three-year old niece has an Ipod Shuffle that she has no idea how to use but it doesn't matter because it only shuffles The Wiggles. She's a groovy poddler.

by MellyJ September 30, 2005