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omniscience professor

A professor who knows every kind of science, including alternative sciences.
At the University of Delhi, omniscience professor Pallavi Koul is a national leader in Homeopathy.
by Bad C dev February 21, 2022
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upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
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Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.
Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
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by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018
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Turn a Profit

/tərn a präfət/

To make money; to make a profit from a particular venture.
We're going to have to close the shop if we don't turn a profit again this quarter.
We broke even again, but I think we will turn a profit next quarter.
by Kewk January 3, 2020
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Sleight for Profit

/slīt fȯr prä-fət/

When an event is created/fabricated to push a country into war for the means of profiting from the war. A type of false flag event where the only thing that is false is the purpose of the war.
The entry into the war looked like a simple mistake but when every thing unfoled the mistake was nothing more than Sleight for Profit.
by Kewk January 3, 2020
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certificate of proficiency

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.
“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”
by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020
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