mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

to pony

To have sexual intercourse with someone.
Adaption on 'to ride' someone.

Heard in wexford, Ireland

Nancy wants to pony Jim !

by jmole November 21, 2015

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Pony

Short for ponytail.

A woman’s hairstyle where all the hair is tied together, resembling that a of pony’s tail.

Ariana Grande’s edges are going straight into the trash wearing all those high ponies all the time.

It was too hot out, so I tied my hair into a pony.

by feministkilljoy February 8, 2019

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).

Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.

by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011