my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.

"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden

by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex

its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride

by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

graham pony

Someone who thinks he's famous cause he got interviewed on a lame news station once.. Usually ugly too.

That guy is suchhhh a graham pony boy

by Handles1991 December 5, 2015