Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
The belief that one political belief is fact, while simultaneously believing the opposing political party is stupid for believing that their opinion is fact.
by Nixite117 June 08, 2020
Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 11, 2021
damn thats sure is some shotgun politics right there, that thieving no good crook just got domed by that man with that double barrel over there
by mr dank pepe man September 02, 2019
The state in which a person, in light of immense political, polarization, becomes incoherent, unlogical, and stops thinking when arguing their points. Becoming purely angry for the sake of anger and aggression.
Symptoms may include sensitivity to certain subjects, random outbursts, name calling, refusing to acknowledge the other side's argument; and not being able to identify the difference between a calm rebuttal and a whiny reply.
Symptoms may include sensitivity to certain subjects, random outbursts, name calling, refusing to acknowledge the other side's argument; and not being able to identify the difference between a calm rebuttal and a whiny reply.
The reporter had clearly fallen into a state of political psychosis after baseless claim after another followed by name calling of opponents, no matter how calm.
by kels412 July 24, 2022
Bowling game points of Obama:
Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"
Person b: "No"
Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".
Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"
Person b: "No"
Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".
Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 08, 2009
Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021