political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry
The words he said were those of a political zealot.
by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024
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perijstocian politics

Criticism against the government is strictly forbidden.

Calls Azortozha a militaristic dictatorship whilst not grasping the concept of all the freedoms granted in a social democracy, assuming all democracies are hell spawns.
Perijstocia itself bombed the shit out of Azortozha for 20 years straight, could only gain 200 square miles of territory because Azortozha's geography is better for defense than Perijstocia's.
People in villages eat maggots out of pure shit. In the winter, most of the villagers die from starvation.
Plagued by a 210-year-long deficit and economic depression.
The capital city is 1/2 flooded, and the government encourages the mega corporations to put advertisements on abandoned, flooded buildings rather than helping the populace relocate.

Commits ethnic cleansing to push their fucked-up narrative and rhetoric.
Most hypocritical president resides here.
Perijstocian president's claim against these ethnic cleansing allegations is to pretend that these provinces are their own "independent country"

The place where the homeless/poor have to harass the people.
The place where people shit in front of children.
The place where suicide bombings and shootings occur the most in protest of Perijstocia's constant invasions.
bitch: "perijstocian politics are a fucking joke"
by perijstocia December 19, 2024
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U.S Politics

One of the largest scams in history. The system where people vote for politicans who destroy the county, Then vote for politicians from the other political party who also destroy the country. This process continues while the Politicians get rich

American politics and the mass media also make the people turn into idiots
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CIA Agent Sean Hannity: "THE RADICAL BIG GOVERNMENT SOCCCIALISTS ARE DESTROYING THE COUNTY"

(Says stuff like that while wearing a CIA pin, Which is one of the most powerful agencies in the federal government)

Joe Biden: "America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, ohbovhovyifcifcufxxufirxifcuxd"
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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Political Thespian

A political actor engaged in political theater.
Donald worshiper: Trump gon lock them groomers up!
Human: Roy Cohn was having gay sex with j Edgar Hoover and underage boys. Your orange Daddy is a political thespian.
by Dr.Crow June 14, 2023
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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Political Prostitute

A person who uses the political contributions of one person for the gains of his or her rivals.
She used the campaign contributions of Manny Villar and turned it against him, two weeks before the 2010 Presidential elections in Iloilo City, Philippines. She is a Political Prostitute.
by Comelec November 20, 2021
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Politically Questionable

One who can't decide their political stance, whether they are a conservative/right wing, liberal/left wing, or a centrist/bipartisan
Little Timmy was raised in a very conservative family, but lived in a very liberal environment. As a result, he became a politically questionable person.
by McValimoMadness May 8, 2018
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