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pecker

Casual way to say "penis." Not considered as vulgar as "cock," "prick," or "dick," almost cute in fact, but definitely not standard. Originally "pecker" was a Southern (USA) usage, but social mobility and innumerable HBO comic roasts have broadened its range.
"I've got Hubert's pecker in my pocket." Said by 1960s US President Lyndon Baines Johnson of his VP Hubert Humphrey, meaning (metaphorically) that Hubert was his bitch politically.

"I'd rather cut my pecker off." Said by same LBJ when told by his physician he had to stop smoking immediately.
by al-in-chgo July 13, 2012
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Packers

An NFL team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Their division is the NFC North. They have won three Super Bowls. Their current quarterback is Brett FAVRE (correct spelling).
The Packers play the Broncos this weekend.
by IsiMan84 May 27, 2005
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green bay packers

A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Bret Favre.
i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires
by Swedish Bob September 17, 2008
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Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.
"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "
by d-trainn March 5, 2009
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george picket day

a realy weard day that feels like something bad will happen and then it does
dont ruin my george picket day / you just ruined my george picket day
by ojfivethousand October 5, 2007
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Discord Packer

Discord Packer: "IMA PACK YOU N*GGA ETHOT"

ashley: "go outside, loser"
by some dumbass 101 May 15, 2021
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Packerfan

A small brained, foul smelling mammal, the Packerfan is a carrier of mad cow disease as evidenced by their removable yellow brain that can sometimes be spotted on their head during games at Lambeau Field.
The Packerfan wipes his ass and smells the toilet paper looking for the perfect scent to attract his mate.
by FTarkenton September 28, 2005
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