short person

A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.

by THESHORTPERSON June 4, 2018

Person A

Usualy the first person introduced in a demonstration.

Person A was looking at porn.
Person B walked in and scolded Person A, then soon joined in.

by bellicose June 10, 2009

Fourth Person

When you make a statement referring to yourself in the first and third person at the same time. Perfect for Jekyl/Hyde types, wolfmen and superheroes.

Merl: "I don't think Merl appreciates it when you talk to him

in the Fourth Person."

by Mathusum March 28, 2010

the best person

the person who is the best in the world ever

Amanda is 'the best person' in the world ever, Gavin is not

by GavWHUFC March 26, 2008

personality disorder

When one's personality traits and/or behavior become rigid and consistently deviate from the expectations of one's society, consistently blunt one's social life and ability to function appropriately in society. Usually manifested before the age of 15 and persisting into adulthood.
Often the result of abusive or otherwise unstable home environments in childhood, as well as from heavy stress, if not with some influence of genetic predisposition.

The three main clusters of personality disorders are:
A (odd)
*paranoid personality disorder (irrationally suspicious and mistrustful)
*schizoid personality disorder (uninterested in socializing or pleasure)
*schizotypal personality disorder (odd behavior/odd thoughts)
B (dramatic)
*antisocial personality disorder (disregard for laws and for the feelings of others)
*histrionic personality disorder (attention-seeking exhibitionist)
*borderline personality disorder (extreme "black and white" thinking and emotional instability)
*narcissistic personality disorder (grandiose and lacking empathy)
C (anxious)
*avoidant personality disorder (shy, insecure, and highly sensitive)
*dependent personality disorder (psychological dependence on others)
*obsessive-compulsive personality disorder (rigid conformity to rules, morality, and orderliness)

"Insanity can be cured. Personality disorders are so inextricably entwined with the heart and mind and soul that it is well-nigh impossible to excise them."

-Ann Rule, "Small Sacrifices" page 442

It is preferable to be crazy, since "crazy" can be treated; the conscience can't grow back for the sociopath (antisocial personality), the histrionic can't leave center stage, the narcissist can't leave the mirror, and the borderline personality mainly thinks in "black and white" terms.

by Lorelili December 11, 2011

personal development

Personal development is taking the time to experience life as a past time to make long lasting memories, obtain achievements, develop quality, or aspect of a person's background such as traveling, meeting personal goals, arranging reunions with friends and family and informal social opportunities situated outside of a professional setting. It has been described as calming and enjoyable, ideally incorporating a rest and relaxation stage.

Eff this job, I'm cashing out my vacation time for personal development.

by Symmetry222 July 26, 2016

tits personality

What you like about a girl you're seriously interested in.

Before she can be shocked by your mentioning her tits, she is relieved to hear you talking about her personality.

Thus she can convince herself that she must have heard you wrong.

"I really like your tits personality."
"What?"
"I just said you have a great personality, that's all."

by Bad advice May 7, 2008