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if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back
1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.
by 1982STB May 19, 2023
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non-AB only DL

non-AB only DL, is a kink considering being only into diapers (diaper lover). hearing diapers for adults wearing them as a kink, you’ll think they’re into age play… wrong! and this person is usually more into pull ups.
yeah i heard he’s a non-AB only DL, he’s just into diapers not AB.

i’m a non-AB only DL, i’m not into ageplay at all but am aroused by diapers.
by ongommfr June 1, 2023
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When and only when

Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.

Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.
Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.
by The_Epicness9000 July 23, 2024
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white man only wants black women tattoo

If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???
by Old and curious July 28, 2024
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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the_one_and_only_ore0

there’s only one oreo
i <3 the_one_and_only_ore0
by thereisnosynonymforcinnamon November 21, 2023
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