Knuckle One

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017

Safe one

This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.

Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"

You- "errr... safe one"

by Aliensuns May 28, 2009

Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

one for the gram

if you take a fire pic and send it to your friends (if you have any) and they tell you to post it.

trippynikki: gUyz do you like my pic?
sevensuperqueens: yes darling that's one for the gram.

by yourmomsis November 3, 2018

one with shrek

someone who is sexy enough to stand by shrek our god

I am now one with shrek our lord and saviour

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

I'm not the one

I'm not the one you wanna play with
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else

Someone mistakes u for the neighborhood druggie and says..
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"

Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

The Special One

A nickname for the Portugese Football manager José Mourinho

Mourinho said, "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one", which resulted in the media dubbing him "The Special One"

The Special One is at Inter Milan now!

by the more special one May 11, 2009