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she not a lesbian for p she turn Pesbian

that's the meaning of being P
bro she was not a lesbian but for me she turned Pesbian because im big P

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by big4uatro January 18, 2022
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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
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person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
mugGet the I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCKmug.
You spell like a fucking 6-year old. You need to turn on your Grammarly - (which by the way, is a browser extension that corrects your grammar).
example: hai ur so menn!!
example: Shut up and turn your Grammarly back on.
by chubby.cows July 17, 2019
mugGet the shut up and turn your grammarly back onmug.

she not a lesbian but for p she turn Pesbian

this right here is the real definition of being P
she not a lesbian but for p she turn pesbian because yeahhh im big P
by big4uatro January 18, 2022
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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