eggs colorado

Burnt eggs.

You had the heat too high! You now have eggs Colorado.

by kittymccockfolds July 03, 2018

jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Team Egg

An awesome unit comprised of the egg white and the yolk. The egg white - a healthy, lean, standup component of Team Egg. But do not be fooled the egg white is known to emit a sticky white substance. The yolk - the unhealthy, unstable, less reputable componet known to cause havoc from time to time. But know to a very few as good wholesome company. When combined Team Egg is a dangerous force to reckon with.

"There goes Team Egg. Ugh, they think they're so cool."
"I know! Wait ...they're looking over here, look away. I said look away!!!."

by Foxy44 January 11, 2010

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 02, 2011

egg custard

One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.

Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)

Egg custards taste the best when warm. I like to have it with some hot milk tea. ^^

by mineforever October 13, 2010

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 18, 2006

Dino egg

When you pop one testicle out of your zipper and squeeze so it looks like a dinosaur egg.

Dude, your dino egg is so nasty, you should dangle someone with it.

by ChasetheCat July 24, 2011