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3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.
by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018
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Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor
Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled
by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
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Floor dancing

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.
by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018
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Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
by Tokaiya June 19, 2023
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floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop
"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"
by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014
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Ground floor movement

A movement that says that society is corrupt to it's very core.
It seeks to take over all the governments of the world and then have an evacuation of all the cities and where all the people are made to live in communal farms and work the land and the leaders of the former society would be reeducated. The only thing that would be saved from the former societies would be all the knowledge of the world which would be used to build a new civilization and to keep it from making all the mistakes of the old one.

The only laws that it would would be only the ones that would keep people form hurting or killing each other,like murder ect. There would be no laws against drugs or age of consent laws or they would be set at twelve ect.

In that society all the wealth would be given to everyone equally and society would be socialist.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
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Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.
Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!
by BEV April 20, 2017
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