While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.
by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010
Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.
The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.
The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.
After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 03, 2009
by woot_woot_666 October 19, 2006
by jeffye September 10, 2011
Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!
by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009
When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 17, 2006
Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut
by weeksauce March 30, 2011