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Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
mugGet the Infomercial Handsmug.

Outta Hand

Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.
Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.

Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.

MRS Steiner- she is outta hand
by outta hand November 4, 2019
mugGet the Outta Handmug.

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
mugGet the Zombie handmug.

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.
"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."
by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012
mugGet the Hand Importedmug.

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
mugGet the hand prostitutemug.

no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
mugGet the no hand abrahammug.

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.
She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.
by Willycom May 4, 2009
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