oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 03, 2017

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 12, 2021

Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.

Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's

by treve2 April 11, 2011

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 05, 2025

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy September 24, 2015

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker July 31, 2013

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom December 31, 2015