moosyj

a over-eccentric homosexual

1: im so gay, look how gay i am!
2: go away, im straight
1: but being gay is fabulous!!
2: i dont appreciate gays because im in the military
1: oh man! what a load of shenanigins!
2: what a moosyj!

by pertmountain December 3, 2010

moosechild

The epitome of an slow moving, smelly and sedentary creature. They are generally solitary with the strongest bonds between mother and calf.

guy: no one likes you!

girl: oh shush you moosechild

by juicymango August 22, 2011

moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

Moosax

the form of mooing coming from cows while having intercourse.

Farmer "I couldn't sleep do to the fact of all the moosax from outside.

by Ermahgurd-Some-Sexy-Dude October 6, 2012

moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

Moosh Poot

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit

"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."

by justicee March 24, 2013

Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.

Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...

by fannahmontana October 9, 2014