jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

by the vesh December 29, 2007

Anthony's Mom

A mysterious wonderful woman who runs for office at Bates College in Lewiston, ME. Also known to be quite the beauty.

Give me Anthony's Mom, or give me death.

by mrnater13 September 15, 2003

Ron's Mom

The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card

"You're fat."

"Oh yeah? Well, Ron's Mom."

by Josh J June 25, 2005

mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

daniels mom

The most slutty mom in the entire univers more than erics mom

Daniels mom is a slut!

by Erics Mom son October 21, 2013

mom and dem

New Orleans slang for one's family. Pronounced as one word, depending on the speaker, either "mom'n'dem" or "momma'n'dem". Spoken by a yat, usually after where y'at.

See also a'ight

Clotille: Where y'at, T-Roy?
T-Roy: A-ight, how's ya mom and dem?
Clotille: They fine, dawlin.

by T-Dogg57 April 13, 2008

soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003